The experiment seems to be failing thus far.
But I'll try better. Maybe.
Jac and I take off tomorrow on our whirlwind tour to places we've never been. In a matter of hours, we'll be jettin' off for an all-expenses-paid vacation (work) in the luxurious, all-inclusive Motel 6 resort and casino in exotic Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania.
I look forward to meeting some Yinzers.
In the meantime, here's a reason I like it better in Utah.